This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a safe word, a panic room, and a cum rag—all in one disgustingly cozy package. The Cumfort Hoodie wraps you in post-hookup softness while loudly announcing you have no shame and even less clean laundry.
Whether you're recovering from last night’s decisions, ghosting someone mid-situationship, or just cold because capitalism is cruel—this hoodie’s got you covered (literally and emotionally).
Thick, premium fleece that absorbs... attention
FAGÜT front and proud
Oversized hood for hiding your face or giving it
Deep kangaroo pocket for storing snacks, secrets, or strap-ons
Genderless, judgment-free, and soft enough to cry in
Come for the comfort. Stay for the chaos. Leave in his Uber wearing this.
